The Daily GrindR



Rexona's Grindr profile boasts 100 chat invites a  day

Maintaining your lead in the most competitive game among office gals doesn't only entail beauty and confidence. It also requires enough bucks. In this digital age, those who can invest in the latest technology are sure to succeed in the man hunting business. Precisely this is the case among our popular office gals who went as far as getting loans, changing jobs, sleeping with their bosses and cash advancing their monthly pensions just to provide themselves with the latest gadgets which hopefully could boost their popularity in the business.

Let's take the case of whoelse but the reigning queen of the manhunting, the  now VOLUPTIOUS pensioner,  Ms. Rexona Gomorra.  Indeed, there's no more PETITE gal as La Gomorra has started embracing her new figure. Undeniably, full figure. Go figure!


Anyway, La Gomorra has everything except that one elusive thing called BOYFRIEND. This thought has been frustrating her so much because she vowed getting hitched at the age of 23 (which was a year ago) but didn't happen and she had vowed anew to get a bf  before 2010 ends. She has done everything to realize this promise, exhausting all possible means.  Sadly, there remains no clear prospects in the horizon even after tabulating and evaluating the 171 men whom she bedded with this year. She's almost lost hope and contemplated on giving up when her savior arrived in the form of a phone APPLICATION- GRINDR, the second most popular gay friendly invention next to Dildo and gayromeo. The catch is this application is only available for Iphone and Black Berry, two expensive phones which ordinary office gals will not bother buying.  La Gomorra being always  financially stable was among the first  few people in the city of fallen angels who got hold of the new Iphone 4.  GRINDR has definitely changed La Gomorra's outlook in life. From a frustrated gal ready to give up to a gal back in her game, prompting her to coin the word TRENDING to highlight the consistency of her conquests, race and size wise,  through the help of  this new amazing invention. True enough, Grindr has revitalized La Gomorra's appetite for love thought most of the time she only ends with satisfying her lust. But, the efficiency of Grindr in catching boys is enough to ignite the gal's onced vanishing hope.

Martina Negra's profile reflects her pseudo bf's Russian influence

Afraid of being left behind, the bored Russian mistress slash La Vova's governess,  Martina Negra bravely loaned a whopping sum from a friend so she would be able to buy an Iphone 4 for herself. At Fay's book the lady justified her ridiculuos action by claiming that the expensive phone was her well-deserved Christmas gift. La Gomorra of course has another explanation.

" You can't blame a lonely pseudo housewife from desiring to be in vogue. It's her only way to amuse herself but at what costs? Overtime for the rest of the year and a Spartan lifestyle for 12 months? Well, it's her choice so I just have to respect it." the gal answered meaningfully when asked about her thoughts over Martina Negra's sudden decision to purchase an Iphone 4.







One of La Gomorra's Grindr conquests




Mona Lisa Dakila's Lady Gaga inspired profile proves to be  effective in catching users' attention as evident from the number of chat invites she receives daily.



Henrik's message



Henrik is a Swede guy whom La Gomorra dated for two days



La Vova's message to La Gommora is always hostile and not to forget  malgrammar. Many believe that La Negra is behind these hostile messages.


It's too early to tell whether La Gomorra's investment in her daily grind is worth it. At least for now, we see the change in the gal's outlook.