La Vova, Good Bye!

Sawasdee Khun Pak.

Koon raak La Negra mai?

555

ménage à trois

Those who can decipher the meaning of above jargon  can immediately tell Martina Negra's current relationship status. Those who can't has nothing to worry about as La Negra provides clues over here and there concerning her recent conquest. The most telling one is her conistent Fay's book's status messages which her bestfriend La Gomorrah diligently follows for some apparent reasons.



Khun P

 ... is sick but working and happy :)

November 29 at 10:12am via BlackBerry ·LikeUnlike · Comment

It all started with a baffling stat message which aroused everyones' interests as evident from their overflowing comments. Some commend the gal's proactivity while wanna-be models admire the lady's skill in channeling pain to something worthwhile and stunning. Others urge the gal to get a good rest and stop imbibing Vodka so she may recover immediately.

The next day, the gal's status message was even more baffling considering how playful miss Negra is. It went:

... i Love you.... :)

November 30 at 10:05am via BlackBerry ·LikeUnlike · Comment ·



La Vova



Interestingly, La Vova, La Negra's live in partner, immediately commented saying the guy in question was too young and called  La Negra a stupid Monkey. La Negra whose short hair suddenly gained length and volume took the comment gamely saying 'stupid love'.  Whatever she meant by that gibberish, she was obviously ecstatic that somehow her pronouncement made an impact to her pseudo boyfriend. However, it was the seemingly irate La Gomorrah's fierce comment that really shocked and consequently, prompted me to do some backtumblings.

"Cut the drama bitch!" her comment reads.

La Negra's indulging comment continued the next day. This time she became more specific naming her accomplice.

...i miss you P! kiss :)

December 1 at 7:25pm via BlackBerry ·LikeUnlike · Comment

To make sure she was really understood by her intended audience, she attempted to write her message in local speak.

... phom rak khun ผมรักคุณ :)

Thursday at 4:28pm ·LikeUnlike · Comment

Desperation and passion couldn't be denied from the gal's latest stat message which went:

... is missing his P so much! :(

Friday at 6:02pm via BlackBerry ·LikeUnlike · Comment



That Martina Negra is currently in love to a certain Khun P is undeniable. A fact the lady confirmed via Gee Talk the other day. This truth prompts us to ask the next logical question:  how about La Vova?

"You eventually get tired..." she started our conversation languidly.



"I did try my best to win him but to no avail. I couldn't transform my petite body into a hunky frame overnight, ya know? Well, I tried with his help but it didn't work. I had so much pain with the Chili-fat Burner Creams he bought for me." she continued as tears began dripping from her amazingly beautiful eyes.



Rexona Gomorra in a fierce Versace pose..



"Sorry but I also wanna be loved. I can't be kept as a slave all my life." The gal sobbed uncontrollably.

"Of course, if a guy comes to profess his love and devotion to you and accept regardless of your dirty past, it only means he is IT and only crazy gals would turn him down...and gladly, am not crazy just yet!" she smiled.

Asked to describe the current apple of her eyes, La Negra has this to say:

"He complements who I am so he's the perfect fit, literally and figuratively speaking!" she boldy said.

"Well,  it can't be XXL gal?"  La Gomorra suddenly reacted and rolled her eyes. She claims that La Negra has the loosest hole ever.

"Shut Up bitch...I am not all surprise when you start hunting local men starting today. I am not all surprise" La Negra finished the conversation.

To La Negra, may you finally find true happiness with the new object of your obsession. To La Gomorra, we won't be surprised at all if one day we will hear you speaking the local speak fluently. Finally, all can we say is Chook Dee na ja! We love you xoxo!