Rexona Gomorra’s 24th Birthday Bash – Everyone is invited!

La Gomorra @ 23...a portrait by Darria Sodomma

As part of her preparation for her upcoming 24th birthday or her 210,408th hours on earth to say it in typical La Gomorra-Nano-Speak, Rexona is frequently spotted these days at either California Wow or True Fitness gyms working her ass off towards perfection. Indeed, the lady has enrolled in both fitness centers in her determined efforts to trim down her now voluptuous frame.




Red wine is the name of the game

 On the days she’s not at the gym, she’s practically touring around the city looking for decent bottles of red wine. Now a certified oenophile owing to her devotion to Bacchus, the lady is looking forward to having the best 24 bottles of red wine on her 24th birthday this 24th of March 2011. For some, this maybe an ambitious feat but for La Gomorra, there is nothing impossible as long as you put your heart into it. As of this writing the lady has already accumulated 14 bottles of red wine from various vineyards around the world.



The lady in Versace Cigarette @ Koh Samet with Ms. Mona Lisa and Darria Sodomma



3SOME

Apart from the above preoccupations, there is one more thing La Gomorra is very busy with currently. She has been reducing her body into a filling for the right bodies. Starting with a Hamburger couple which left her paralyzed for half a day, the lady then made a side trip to Pattaya the following week to indulge being sandwiched by a Russian couple which left Martina Negra a bit slighted owing to Rexona’s blatant display of superiority when it comes to the Russian meat business. He got back to Bangkok and via grindr he met a Scandinavian couple who really utilized her with their brawny bodies. An ambulance from Bangkok hospital was hired and conveniently parked outside the hotel just in case Rexona will get in trouble. With the apparent trend, the lady couldn’t help but announce at her facebook that ‘3some is trending’.



@ Silom with Herr T, a friend from Germany


Birthday Wish

Rexona’s colorful life is an open book so I am sure everyone knows her ultimate birthday wish. As there’s nothing we can really do to help her achieve this wish perhaps we can just help her pray to the gods to grant her wish. If it entails conducting a Novena or offering some food at the Wat, by all means, let’s do it. For those who are going to Las Islas any time soon, please drop by either at Quiapo or Baclaran to offer a mass dedicated to La Gomorra’s birthday wish and light several candles to boot. Kidding aside, of course the lady’s wish comes true in due time. Our role therefore is to give her company and support for the time being as she waits or better yet works towards the fulfillment of her wish.



@ Lady B's farewell party with La Greta Stone (holding mask), Juliana Montemayor, Lady B


Birthday Celebration

It’s guaranteed that there will be flood of wine on La Gomorra’s birthday. Those who prefer white wine should message the lady in advance so she can accommodate your request in her next wine purchase.

It’s not yet very clear where the birthday bash will be. Once everything is finalized for sure La Gomorra will order her secretary (La Negra) to send the official invites either by facebook or by post.




The infamous Lydia-Mila's lechon


As for food, La Gomorra had pre-ordered a whole roasted pig also known as Lechon since January 2011 for the event. La de Hada and yours truly shall prepare the other dishes. There will be a lot of Las Isla’s chow to be featured at the party so come with an empty stomach.


Who will cum errr come?

All of Rexona’s friends are of course invited. Juliana Montemayor who would be in Las Islas during the event will be updated via facebook especially about all the good things she has been missing.



Mr & Mrs Stone at their annual excursion at the Elephant Trek Park, Phan Nga

 Other noted guests will be La Greta Stone and Mr. Stone, two important people who helped Rexona figure out the difference between love and lust. Sadly, Rexona who at that time was still in limbo (the Mr. Professional days) mistook the latter from the former. Now, Rexona knows the difference but she seems to be more inclined with the latter choice as evident from her current 3some preoccupation.

Final Word

Happy birthday Ms. Rexona Gomorra! A young, gorgeous gal like you doesn’t need to hurry. You have all the time in the world to figure out what is best for you. Just a tip, seize the gold before it turns into a cold stone as the next chance to catch one may be light years away. It’s the only way to save you from sighing and having what-a-waste moments in the future.




with Rexona's favorite colleague and the main reason the lady still goes to work till this day

 Meanwhile, continue being sweet and kind to your less fortunate sisters! Happy birthday and Mabuhay!