Why Lady V's Bday Bash a Success Despite the Rain?

Downpour and traffic jam didn’t stop Lady V’s friends from traveling all the way to Pridi 41 for her pre-birthday bash.  The birthday gal who chose to don a bright red Valentino dress for the occasion was feeling anxious earlier as none of her guests made it to the call in time. An important realization suddenly struck her which hopefully will put an end to her own issue of perennial tardiness. For the first time in her City of Fallen Angels life, Lady V was not late. Let me repeat, Lady V was not late. In fact here she was, reflecting on the golden rule and waiting anxiously for late people. Rexona Gomorra, a girl known for her punctuality developed via her regular meetings with foreigners, didn’t miss the opportunity to offer her side comments perhaps to reinforce the lesson of the night.

“So now you know how it feels being on the waiting side.” She told Lady V before posing fiercely beside the dishes then asked me to take her photo.

Two hours later, they were all there, all people who matter to Lady V’s life. Andrea Delos Santos, the bed supperclub Dj and her friends, Sameraa Paparazzi & her local tote, Khun Chumpoo were the first to arrive.  The feline-eyed (achieved through an aquamarine contact lenses & Cleopatra inspired eyeliner… there’s the secret) glamazon Sushmita Sen arrived with her handsome boyfriend, Vashi Vishnu. Sexier than ever, Sushmita Pakasta Sen attributed her slimmer figure to working out and reduced carbs intake.  Meanwhile, Juliana Montemayor & her delegation arrived a bit later after their driver brought them to the wrong place initially.  They finally managed to arrive 30 minutes later.  Arriving in style, prolific designer slash entrepreneur Donna Sommers of Cambodge was wearing an earthy colored jumpsuit elegantly cut in the waist through a fabulous belt. She paired her dress with an amazing pair of Doc Martens black patent boots which was just purchased a few hours earlier from Siam Paragon. They were meant to add masculinity to her dress she explained the boots combination. Juliana Yutenda Montemayor arrived in her colorful braces and surprisingly slimmer frame. Thanks to her body hugging purple shirt and drapey, double-layered white pants which effortlessly accented her main asset.  She would later bring back the lost carbs when she ate large portions of rice dishes to Carlota de La Renta’s delight. Carlota who was new in the scene didn’t waste the time to impress her new acquaintances through her spontaneous reporting of current events with comical twists owing to her choice of words and marketing-laden language.  Certainly, not most people, she held her own as she effortlessly blended to the crowd, distributing her cards on the side to prospective talents and delighting her new legion of fans owing to her undeniable beauty & congeniality. To say that Carlota de La Renta was the new IT gal that night was widely agreed upon by everyone in silence as the night was after all dedicated to Lady V. Her debut to the elite circle of office gals was a success to say the least.

Martina Negra arrived an hour before the celebration ended. As expected she was also the first to leave. Rexona Gomorra who was the life of the party owing to her innocent questions about life’s ironies didn’t waste time to introduce herself and flirt clandestinely through her usual hypnotizing stare to the farangs in attendance.  The alluring Mona Lisa Dakila-Teriyaki-Gibson-Suharto-Dodding was also there with her new husband Mr. Dodding. The sudden shift from Indonesian flavor to English seemed to work well for the beautiful lady.

Finally, there was Filipa Jones and boyfriend of the moment, Crisologo Ibarra de Francia. The gal was undeniably sexier than ever with her slimmer frame. Rexona Gomorra would stare at her every now and then to do some quick measurements. Convinced that Filipa is now way thinner the gal immediately stopped finishing her plate of Paella and had some grapes instead.

Lest I forget, kuyas of all office gals, kuya John had his final walk as he bade good bye to the city of Fallen Angels. He was not leaving of course without taking enough shots of us through his amazing camera!

While it was planned hurriedly, Lady V’s party was a celebration to be reckoned with. With everyone’s attendance except for La Greta who was busy filming “Bombahan sa Burma” with her husband in the land of thousand Pagodas and the power couple Lady B and Emelda Poppin who are now permanent residents of the lego land, the event was truly a success!