Jezabel Fakasta and Carlota de la Renta: The Rise of Natasha Ladies!

I am finally over the gossip-writing block which bugged me down for a month or so and which explains the dearth of written gossips about our fabulous office gals. Alluding to some office gals’ preoccupations recently, I would like to confirm that I had not been in a hiatus or hibernation mode. Just kidding Carlota and La Gomorra!

Perhaps the grandest way to to make a comeback to the gossip scene is the formal introduction of two new popular office gals whose unparalleled performances whether in kneeling, squatting, splitting or simply lying to receive the graces of gods have been consistently overshadowing the lascivious legacies of their predecessors especially that of Juliana Urdaneta Montemayor and Rexona Gomorra. The new It gals subscribe to their famous mantra: Reach for your QUOTA!

Jezabel Fakasta and Carlota de La Renta are echoing the same philosophy, vision and mission of Natasha ladies, famous for their determination in reaching their quotas. They go out from their houses very early in the morning with loads of Natasha goods on their heads, knocking every door on the street, convincing customers with their sales talk, offering discounts and the like. Our Natasha gals are no different when translating the Natasha philosophy in the man hunting business.

“A clear quota motivates you to strive further… it gives you a clear direction!” Jezabel hurriedly explained as she was taking a short break from her kneeling activity at a dark room at Ratchada. It’s her 3rd for the day and she’s a bit behind her quota.

“A quota is a quota!” Carlota butted in as she moved quickly to the next guy unzipping her fly. It’s her 4th for the day and she was determined to increase her quota further.

Not far from the two gals was Juliana Montemayor who couldn’t help but laugh as she listened to her friends gasping, moaning and chanting like there’s no tomorrow.

After their short stint in Ratchada, the gals moved hurriedly to Saunamania where they immediately reached their quotas in 30 minutes. They capped their eventful night with a live show viewing in Tawan, Juliana’s former hang-out!

Leaving the gals’ quota philosophy, let’s dig into their colorful biodata supplied by jobstreet.

Carlota de la Renta is a former socialite in Burma, having worked for F Burma for a decade. She earned the moniker Miss Bee of Burma owing to her reputation of sucking nectar from one flower to another. A product of Lithuanian and Filipina Marriage, Carlota de la Renta is fluent in Spanish, Burmese, Thai & Filipino. Currently, she works as a marketing executive for an advertising firm in the city of Fallen Angels. With her amazing portfolio, we can say that Carlota is not Most People.

At the other end of the spectrum, there is Jezabel Fakasta, a city gal with a humble origin. She’s named after a famous biblical character, the evil queen, Jezabel. Her last name meanwhile speaks of her mission in life. Jezabel is not a mermaid. She’s a maid. A fashion maid to be exact. A lot of gals would kill for her job owing to the countless perks that go with it. There is the opportunity to travel to the fashion capitals of the world attending fashion shows, jewelry exhibitions and brushing your elbow with the who’s who in fashion. Plus, there are the free goods from the fittings and photo shoots. If you have seen Jezabel’s LV bag, you would know what I am talking about.

Jezabel and Carlota, two gals who believe in a Quota! Let’s welcome them to the gossip land!